Imagine your most recent ex had a child. What would your first reaction be after hearing about it?
i guess i'd be happy since he'd been trying for one with his wife when we were together... (his wife was very sweet but wasn't into that and she knew about me. shut up.)

Describe your most recent purchase.
alex woke up at like, 3am and was like "eva, i need a burger." then he woke me up at 6 and was like "can we get a burger now?" but since mcdonald's is retarded and serves breakfast sandwhiches only until 10:30 we went then and got two double cheesburger value meals, one without cheese for me.

Did you enjoy the last movie you watched in theaters?
it was "the incredible hulk" and it was pretty cool for a marvel flick

If you make surveys, where's the last place you saw a survey made by you on another person's site?
i haven't made any of these since i was 14 and to my knowledge no one ever put the ones i made on their sites... they were still email then.

Do you take the subway train often (if your city has one)?
i wish we had some of those electric subways... they'd save gas for the city, too and be cheaper than the bus and possibly more enviromentally friendly. especially if they could run off solar energy.

What shoes did you wear today?
my black mary janes with the heart shapes in the footprint

Who was the last person to leave you a comment on Facebook?
i think it was pam or julie when they invited me to their dinner party.

Does your sibling have a significant other?
all the girls decided since they all want him no one can have him, and he's not into confrontatons so it sucks to be him.

When and why is the last time you cried (or at least, shed tears)?
after the cherries attacked me.

Have you ever cried at a real wedding?
i've only been to one real wedding, and i was busy taking pictures and blowing bubbles.

How would you feel if a girl asked your boyfriend out for a drink?
it depends. is she cute? does she know he's taken? can she be talked into a threesome? does she just want to talk to him cuz he's the therapist for half of his female friends? does he say yes?

Do you live in an apartment or a house?
an old house that was turned into apartments

Do you use Skype?
nope. i often go through long periods where i have a computer but no sound, and now i hear they're charging for it. don't charge for things that were once free. it's a jerkoff move.

What do your flipflops look like?
i do not now, nor will i ever (if my life goes according to plan) own flip flops.

Any idea what you want for your next birthday?
the day off, a new dress, a better job, to throw a huge party of awesomeness

Describe a poster on your wall.
an ad from a magazine with a mysterious, tough looking gorgeous waif girl selling patent leather spiked heels. she looks like she's about to jump off a roof, or like she flew there.

Are there any gadgets of yours that need charging right now?
my phone would need charging if i hadn't accidentally cold-shocked the battery. le sigh.

What's the name of your nearest grocery store?
downtown grocery. it's all organic and expensive so i don't go there often but they have awesome soup.

Do you have articles of clothing that are leopard print?
nope.

Tilt your head up and look straight ahead. Describe what you see.
the ceiling, illuminated by alex's scavenged x-mas lights i didn't know i had, some possibly mahogany crown molding which probably needs repolishing, a magazine cutout of an old oil painting, a doodle of perverse faeries and a lovepoem in pale blue and green ink taped to the wall.

Which awards show would you wanna go to the most (e.g Oscars, Grammys etc.)?
is there a lolita fashion awards show? how about an anime con related one? maybe one for comics.

Any idea what time you'll be going to bed tonight?
it should probably be sometime in the next three or so hours, unfortunately.

Do you think George Clooney is hot?
no... he's a bit weird looking.

Name some models you think are hot.
louise brooks was a model, as was miyavi. i guess if i'm not cheating there's that anna pavlova girl and lily cole.

Have you ever participated in local magazine cover girl searches?
no... i'm a plus sized girl so the local ones i tend to be disqualified for, even though i actually have modelled some in the past year. suck it, stick models!

Have you ever bought a lottery ticket (and even better: won?)
i one a dollar on a scratch ticket when i was in second grade and then i won seven dollars when i bought one with that one.

What color is your keyboard?
it's a laptop keyboard... black set into a white/silver base.

Do you keep the plastic/paper/whatever bags after you buy stuff?
yeah, i always forget to throw them out. and they have their uses... they're good for when you scoop the catbox, which i keep forgetting to do.

Do you own any highwaisted pants?
i do not own ANY pants.

What's the craziest thing you'll ever do to your hair?
try to tame it.

Do you know anyone who has two different colored eyes?
no.

Don't teeny boppers just annoy you?
oh, yes.

Hilary Duff. Then or now?
um... then. she was less annoying when she was just a tween phenom, i guess.

Does your significant other like the same color as you do?
he likes red, because he's a philistine.

What do you think of the girl band Danity Kane?
who?

Do you wanna be a pirate or an elf?
do i have to be a tolkien elf? can i be one of those badass multiply pierced motorbike riding bordertown elves? still... elves are my least favorite type of fae, so i guess i'll be a pirate.

Have you ever purchased anything online?
most of my best stuff is from people who sell handmade goods online on sites like etsy, inthestarlight, or gloomth.

What's your favorite classic Disney movie (no, Camp Rock doesn't count)?
the little mermaid or mulan

Gold or silver accessories?
silver. brass or copper if you need warm metals. gold is very soft and breakable in edition to being ugly.

Everyone should just leave people like Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears alone, right?
unless you count people with weapons.

Would you have minded living in the 18th century?
not if i got to be a lady or a courtesan.

Have you ever been called a skank/slut because of the way you dress?
please! i dress way more conservatively than most girls. i mostly just get called a freak.

Name all your friends whose name starts with the 4th letter of your first name.
austin, alex, alex, the demon.

What websites do you absolutely have to visit daily (or at least, everytime you get to go online)?
the devil's playground, wilolita.org, google, etsy, hotmail, collarme
i want to visit xanga and slightly unstable everyday again.

Have you ever ridden an elephant?
when i was a child.

Where did you get that outfit you're wearing now?
the top i picked up randomly at younkers because the tag says "belle du jour" and the skirt i got at the store in the mall that's owned by hmong people. the petticoat is fanplusfriend.com, the stockings are sockdreams.com, the choker and headband came from daishocon vendors.

Are you a fan of acrylic nails?
i wore them once for a halloween party and came away with a new respect for hookers and porn stars... i could not manipulate objects at all! ghetto claws look evil and make it hard to go to the bathroom.

Last question. How was this survey?
a fun little writing prompt.